For the past hour

• For the past hour or so, there has been some drunk people singing and drinking on my front lawn.
• They did a pretty decent version of Micheal Jackson's "Smooth Killer" and now they all look so sleepy and cute and ready to pass out on the grass.
• Which means it's time for me to get the hose and tell them to fuck off. 
• But I promise not to be too rude, they were entertaining, so I will give them cookies before I spray them.